ʻO nā kāne aloha nani. He mea leʻaleʻa mau i ka nānā ʻana i nā haʻalulu i ka wā ʻauʻau. I ka wā mua, mālama lākou i kekahi i kekahi, a laila lawe ke kanaka i ka hana ma kona mau lima. Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole noʻonoʻo ke kaikamahine i ka hoʻololi ʻana i nā kuleana me kāna hoa, no laila e hāʻawi iā ia i manawa e hoʻomaha ai (ʻaʻole i hana kēia me kahi lāʻau). Ma ke ʻano he uku no kēia, i ka pau ʻana o ke wikiō, ʻūlū nui ke kāne i kona kino.
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
Hoʻopōʻino ʻia nā kaikamāhine ke hāliʻi kou alelo i ko lākou mau wāwae. Maʻaneʻi a ua ʻoluʻolu a ua ʻoluʻolu ka blonde. ʻO ka mea a ke kanaka i hauʻoli ai.